Thursday, May 14, 2009

Betrayal of Bangla (not by British this time but by politics) - Part I

Hey folks! Back after a long gap. Been busy with a personal project which I will reveal when the time is ripe. With the elections just over and the "bangla jatra" or the theatrics of bengal politics already begun I thought its time to dwell upon some aspects of equation of power in Bengal and eventualities.
Bengalis have been inherently passionate as well as emotional for politics. And for a few generations politics has been synonymous to CPM. But not anymore.
The CPM has resorted to various means of holding onto power over the years. I must appreciate the shrewdness of their planning and deadly accurate implementation helped by the inadequacies of a strong opposition to be successful in their attemp till now. But too much of virtue is a vice. Hence the same qualities has propelled the same party towards its downfall. We have grown tired of the rhetorics.
What are the achievement of the CPM? Well it had done a commendable job in the land reforms and hence rightfully gained power. It had stood by the farmers and taken away the land from zamindars and distributed it among the farmers. Who doesnt love Robin Hoods?
CPM had stood by employees of private firms and resorted to unionism. Strikes, Bandhs, lockouts. It made the companies to come down to its knees before the workers. The rich were tamed and the poor were given a comrade's support. A hand they could rely on. Another Robin Hood act.
With their success in Bengal the Left parties started throwing up tantrums at the centre. The centre found it a pain to deal with Leftists as they(Congress) had their own agendas (to be discussed later).
Why did these Robin Hood acts not benefit Bangla then? Firstly, you dont stab the hen laying golden eggs. Even if you are a Robin Hood the hen dies. It turned out that the workers unions were headed by the muscle men of CPM and the only poor it supported were those poor at brains and skills. The non-performers. The Doers were ridiculed, threatened, given the workload of the non-performers, virtually no stone was unturned to bring about equality. But this sinister equality had a stinking quality. It was not the equality brought about by the upliftment of the lesser but with the forceful downgradement of the able. So with the non-performers obliged, the obvious eventuality took place. The industry slowly perished. Since the industry is based on cost factors and deadlines, with the perishing and moving out of one industry the ancilliary industries had little options but to shut down or move their operations to outside bengal wherever their parent industry existed. And anyway it was good riddance of the strike and bandh loving climate in Bengal for them. Slowly unemployment and discontment among the able and educated grew. But they are of the indomitable spirit and refused to compromise. Those of the ables who were not able to find job in Bengal charted out their own course in new waters....in other states.
Who did this benefit then? Ofcourse the CPM. With the idle non-performers now it could fill up its cadre ranks. It could channelise the impotency of these non-performers into whichever direction it suited them. It started breeding these non-performers as hyenas intended to attack the lone Tigers (doers) who stayed back in Bengal. But the Doers were scattered and could be poached if the hyenas were in adequate numbers. These non-performers christened cadres were the new weapon of an impotent system. Mediocrity was encouraged and considered humane. Brilliance which attracted wealth was considered an evil and fit to be punished by cadres. The Doers were given an option to tow the party line or face the consequences.
Then how come this impotent system succeeded for 30 years? It had left its farmers untouched, unscathed by this monstrosity. The rural Bengal still supported it. As did its cadre-army in the cities.
But the educated and able doers in the city wanted a change. Only that they were scattered, disorganised and could not afford to go into politics to bring about the change itself. Voices of dissent rose in the previously industrialised cities and towns which were quickly addressed brutally by the new weapon of CPM - its cadre army. What was the opposition Congress doing during that time? Congress has throughout been a particular family oriented party. And the interests of that family has been at the centre and not in state-level politics. And the congress in Bangla had over the years degenrated into a party for time-pass politicians who were not too bothered by the scheme of things. They had not come into politics after facing the difficulties, harrasments, frustrations and insults of the cadres. They were from within the cadres. They were a portion of disgruntled cadre leaders who were not appeased by the CPM. So people could not really rely on them. What was the alternative? None at that point of time. Hence CPM flourished. But the seed of disconent had been planted.
The CPM had done a self-sustained goodwill generating act in rural Bengal. Farmers were indebted to CPM for the land-reforms and would always vote for them irrespective of oppositions. But for cities the CPM would have to devise some agenda to cover up the fiasco of closed industries. Also it had to generate its own revenue for the activities of the party. It started imposing upon the existing industries to either finance the party or to reduce the price of its products so that the people would feel the government was functioning towards its benefit. Either way it benefited the party. Wherever trouble erupted the cadre-army was deployed to appear as common man voicing their support for the govenrment action and the industry made to look like acting against the common man.
I must say the thinktanks of the policies of the party had been ingenuous in their scheme and the implementation could not go wrong for the sheer numbers of the cadre-army. But two things happened which paved the way for a light of hope for the apolitical, scattered, harrased and victimised real common man.
Next in Part II.

Saturday, April 25, 2009

FakeIPLPlayer

For the uninitiated I would reccommend to go through the ingenuous blog located at http://fakeiplplayer.blogspot.com/ .
This entity has been a find for the second season of IPL. I call it the entity as its identity is left to anyones imagination. Whether its a male, a female, a group of people or for the more imaginative, an extraterrestrial or an autobot?!!
It gives a statutory disclaimer to be a fictitious character, which to conspiracy theorists make it a more real and an inside person kind of thing. In its avatar as a fictitious member of the KKR (Kolkata Knight Riders, or Knight Riders) team and posting under the name of IPL Anonymous (henceforth referred to as IPLA in this blog), it posts on the inside life of the IPL players and other staff in the camp in South Africa, especially of the KKR camp. What has caught the people's imagination is its ingenuous and hillarious nomenclature of the key persons in IPL. I do appreciate its sense of humour and the lucid account of events going on in S. Africa which appear quite credible for an outsider.
People have likened it to the Deep Throat of Watergate scandal providing inside information to Bob Woodward of The Washington Post but I feel it is more like the Big Brother show of more recent times. Each of his post is like an episode of the Big Brother show. It contains gossip, humour, controversies and masala making it an instant hit among the spice loving Indians. People are waiting with baited breath for the next episode. They are fed with what happens before a match and what goes on after the match and then they can relate it to what they see during the match (like the rising hemlines of Sandy Baddy Babe in the most recent post) and so it sort of completes the story for them. Its like entertainment without limit. They are getting more of IPL albeit not from BCCI or Multi Screen Media. Whats more, unlike the broadcasting media, the online blog has given the pseudo Big Brother show a two way relationship. People are expressing their feelings, comments, appreciation, theories about IPLA real time. The target audience has been given a voice.
One interesting issue which has come to my notice is the cropping up of related blogs from the IPLA's post. People are posting their views and analysis about IPLA, IPL in general and the related members. Due to the incognito state of IPLA's blog, the popularity of it and the potential of turning it into a revenue generating blog, the more ambitious blogger(s) have started posting as IPLA in other networking sites like Orkut, Twitter forcing IPLA to issue a public release on its blog that the Real FakeIPLPlayer exists only in his blog and nowhere else. The others are Fake FakeIPLPlayers. Some disgruntled readers have voiced their opinion about the correctness of the posting of the blog itself and the motives of IPLA.
As far as I am concerned, I am lapping it all up and considering the posts of IPLA as a humorous creation of a skillful blogger. I am loving it!

Friday, April 24, 2009

The Sweepstakes of IPL

With the baby of Lalit Modi sailing through all obstacles smoothly everyone wants to rake in the moolah. It seems too good to be true for some of the junior players getting to showcase their talents and also getting handsomely paid for it with the prospects of making a name and more money in future.
O Boy! what a moneyspinner it has turned out to be. Marrying off the two main Indian entertainment business segments. Hats off to Lalit Modi. Bollywood and cricket have been long eyeing each other, albeit shyly, Lalit Modi turned out to be the matchmaker and its a win-win situation for all three.
But every success story in India has their own masala and IPL specifically IPL 2 is no different. SRK, KKR, KR, Ganguly, FakeIPLPlayer, Real FakeIPL Player and Fake FakeIPL Player....you name it it is there.....
SRK probably did not think while doing Chak De India that he may have to live out the role of Kabir Khan in real life. But it seems he is headed that way with him being blamed for bringing in Pakistani players and all his planned out strategies falling flat. KKR has lost 2 of their 3 matches played so far, SRK supporting coach Buchanan's theory of multiple captaincy and taking on mighty greats of Indian cricket like Gavaskar and finally stripping controversies' child of Indian Cricket Sourav Ganguly unceremoniously of his Captaincy of KKR are all mounting against him. With both his home-team supporter and home-state supporters gunning for his misadventurous decisions I feel I see the face of Kabir Khan of Chak De India in him. Can he take the pressure now? Lets hope so. IPL is relatively a new concept and decisions may fall flat and the best step in such situations is to learn from the mistakes. Criticism, passion are all part of the game and he has to face them. But one shortcoming he has to tackle is his PR strategy. Sacking of Ganguly from Captaincy was uncalled for and at minimum what he could have done was to take people into confidence before going to S Africa for the matches. The entire episode has been handled very shabbily. Buck up Mr. Khan. Being the owner of a car is not enough, you also should know how to drive it.
One cannot help but feel for Dada. This man has shown grit and determination in the face of all odds. People hate him, people are crazy for him, people do not care a shit for him....he has to face all three kinds. Decisions going against him, fate going against him, yet he is there the next time when opportunity comes fighting to regain the lost ground, fighting to redeem himself. He has been blamed for failure, he has been blamed for politics he has been blamed as a selfish player....well my take on all this is one point: the only way to escape blame is to shirk all responsibility. Even Mr. Tendulkar found it difficult to balance both performance and captaincy and had to forego the latter in order to keep the former. Ganguly maybe a slow cricketer, he may have found it difficult to negotitate fast bowlers in the past but one cannot deny that he is the one who galvanised the famous paper tigers into a strong cohesive unit willing to go for the kill. Yuvraj, Harbhajan, Sehwag all have something to thank this man. People who know him from close quarters know what passion and fighting spirit this man carries along effortlessly. This Maharajah or maybe the Royal Bengal Tiger is still fighting odds without blinking an eyelid, still leading his team from background, still trying to generate commitment among team members. One cannot help but feel for Dada.
More on another find of IPL2 the FakeIPL Player in my next post. Stay tuned.

The start

Hey!
If you are here by chance I must say you will be wasting your time going through my posts and if you have again lost your way, probably pressing the back button on your browser may be a good idea. That is because I will be ranting here about random thoughts of mine as they strike me and may not be very appealing to your senses. I was notorious for my boring (pun intended) posts at the college forums and must give the statutorial warning to all green browsers and potential victims. If you are above 15 please leave!
Its past 3 in the morning here as I am starting off with this blog and do not really know how coherent I am likely to come across to you. Well if you think you have nothing better to do, you may as well bear with me.
To give a brief initiation about myself, I happen to be from a laid back city called Kolkata in India. I have sufficiently educated myself to be still wondering about my future plans and with the current recession having given the jitters to quite a few worthies, consider myself well-placed with no plans at all.
Talking about looks, I consider myself to be a hunk although I am the only one around who considers so, but hey! as long as I am happy the worlds a paradise. Hence I wont go into the details of my physique.
Most of my time I am glued to the laptop of mine, a cool M1530 Dell XPS which cost me a fortune but is worth it I must say. I hope Dell is listening and acknowledges my publicity with some lavish endowments. During the college days I have mainly been a cockroach but now since I have to get up early for my job every painful morning, I have become a mixed-breed between a cockroach and a crow. Gee, that sounds creepy. Never thought of myself like that before, but to think of it, that is an apt description of my lifecycle.
So here I am now, posting this introduction in the avatar of a cockroach. Since tomorrow is a weekend, I wont feel sleepy in the morning. I think that suffices for an intro.
Staying up late does make you hungry mate. Sometimes I do empathise with the roaches. Time for a quick bite.
GB, signing off for now.